"God if I'd known you two were going to bitch like a married couple I'd've passed," Santana quips as she follows on nimbly behind Sharon. "Hey, this isn't some ruse you two cooked up to trick people into visiting your secret industrial-themed sexpad, is it? 'Cause, I mean, I'm flattered, but I don't really drive stick any more, though I could be persuaded to make an exception given Captain One-Eye's girlish figure and lesbian-chic fashion sense, I guess..."