princess_bruiser: (bummer.)
Molly Hayes ([personal profile] princess_bruiser) wrote in [community profile] edge_of_forever2013-10-31 02:59 pm

THE GEM : August 31, 19:47.

"The phone rings in the middle of the night, my FAAATHER yells whatcha gonna do with your lii-iife," Molly sings dejectedly, pushing the mop back and forth over the step below her.

"Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one but giiirls just wanna have FU-UN, ooooooh girls just wanna have--"

She hops down, moving the bucket along with her and pausing to sing into the mop handle. She's the only one in the corridor, and anyway, she doesn't even care that this is the only verse she knows; this hallway smells like pine-scented poop and she's only halfway done so far.

"THAAAAT'S ALL THEY REALLY WAAAAHHH-AAH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AAANT, IS SOME FAAAH-UUH-UUH-UUH-UUUHN! WHEN THEIR WORKIN' DAY IS DONE OH GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FA-UHN, OOOOH GIRLS JUST--"

SPLOOSH. She dips the mop back in the bucket, out of breath, and starts on the next step.

"Wanna have fun. Oooh yeah, girls just wanna have fu-un. Yo ho ho. A pirate's disgusting smelly mean jerkface life for me."

The rest of the song is improvised and less than melodic.

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